Japanese Robot Women To Invade Moon

Hardly a week goes by that I don't see a story regarding Japanese Robot Women. This time, they are preparing to land on the moon.

Photo from Drudge Report

I can think of only three reasons for the Japanese Robot Women phenomenon:

a) Japanese scientists really need to get out more
b) Critical equipment can only be located in the area of the bust line
c) Both a and b are true

I'm beginning to think the Japanese scientific community owes the world an explanation. Shouldn't the leaders of NOW be raising concerns about this? As yet, there's no word on whether or not the moon rocket will be equiped with dual nosecones.

And here's another one. A Japanese Robot Man, named "Adam" has made his own scientific discovery involving yeast enzymes. But, not to worry. Adam is only a prototype. Eve is under construction. According to her creator:

“Eve is better designed and more elegant.”

Well, being better designed kind of goes without saying, doesn't it fella's? And elegance, everybody knows Japanese Robot Men are obnoxious brutes. They can't even tell the difference between a soup spoon and a soup ladle. They'd probably drink out of the gravy boat if left unsupervised. Yes, better to send the Japanese Robot Women to check the place out and make sure it's OK for the Japanese Robot Children. There's no telling what the moon would end up looking like if the Japanese Robot Men landed first.