Geese Are Really Smart

It came to my attention recently, that certain Reno bloggers don't like geese. I would like to remind one and all that geese have several swell character traits. The following video may be old news to some, but I think it will prove my point.

1)It is an established scientific fact that geese enjoy the company of humans.
2) Geese hate Fabio.
3) Therefor, Fabio is not human.
4) Geese, having figured this out, are really smart.